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The Night Before Christmas (Aussie Bronze version)

The Night Before Christmas (Aussie Bronze version)

The Night Before Christmas (Aussie Bronze version)

A light hearted take on the classic poem by Clement Clarke Moore. 

T’was 6 weeks till Christmas and all through the State
The people were stirring like a bull at a gate
Lockdowns were lifted and parties were certain
I could not go out looking white as a curtain!

 

A light hearted take on the classic poem by Clement Clarke Moore

T’was 6 weeks till Christmas and all through the State
The people were stirring like a bull at a gate
Lockdowns were lifted and parties were certain
I could not go out looking white as a curtain!

With visions of beach-bums and bronzed Aussie’s a’many
I clicked Buy Here to spend a few pennies
Vegan friendly, Organic & Toxin free
It tans in an instant and smells summery!

Confidently I go, to face the party season,
And this gift from the gods, Aussie Bronze is the reason.
When I catch my Uber I can oft’ hear a sigh
So I turn, give a nod & point to my thigh

Aussie Bronze you see, it gave me a glow
My eyes, how they twinkled! ‘cause I'm now in the know
I exclaim with joy, it’s instant bronze that you covet
Vegan and natural and I know you’ll just LOVE it!

It may be called Aussie Bronze, but I tell you it’s gold.
Take a look at the page, you’ll be instantly sold!
So as this bronzed body, parties on into the night,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!